Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Two essays

I wrote these for The Edmund Burke Institute a while back and put them here because because I liked them long after I wrote them. Nick Sorrentino at http://www.againstcronycapitalism.org gave the first one considerable publicity. Even in the light of the Arab Winter it does a job.


This is Mohammed Bouazizi and He Started a Revolution

Strange that a conservative website call attention to him but Mohammed only wanted to be allowed do the job he had carved out for himself, selling vegetables from a handcart. 
He was the breadwinner for his family off eight. His ambitions to own a pick-up truck which would bring quantity and speed to his small operation, improving his family's lifestyle, mark him as an a grocer, if not from Grantham, from some same country of the mind. Those ambitions made young Mohammed a capitalist in a society dominated by state socialist mouthings, under the cover of which the ruling elite operated a vicious, corrupt kleptocracy.
On December 13th a policewoman from Tunisia's notoriously corrupt police force confiscated his handcart and supplies, insulted and fined him. 
His livelihood in the balance he tried to get the cart back at the municipal headquarters. When that failed the 26 year old returned with a can of petrol. 

Mohamed Bouazizi set himself alight, took nearly a month of lingering agony to die and started a revolution that has been named The Arab Spring.

The dictators, including Abidine Ben Ali of Tunisia who was ousted on the 14th of January, ten days after the young man's death, all have in common corruption, state interference and a refusal to allow the people economic freedom.

 All of them play from a socialist game plan that insists the state knows better than people's own voluntary choices in free markets. They all rob billions of dollars from countries they refuse to allow grow or develop.
Mohammed Bouazizi wanted to the freedom work, invest and earn. Mohamed Bouazizi was a capitalist who wanted not to be trapped in poverty. Tragically for him that was not possible in the corrupt kleptocracy of Tunisia. 

Economic freedom is the answer to poverty. The Heritage Foundation defines it as:
Economic freedom is the fundamental right of every human to control his or her own labour and property. In an economically free society, individuals are free to work, produce, consume, and invest in any way they please, with that freedom both protected by the state and unconstrained by the state. In economically free societies, governments allow labour, capital and goods to move freely, and refrain from coercion or constraint of liberty beyond the extent necessary to protect and maintain liberty itself.

Not content with merely defing economic freedom the Heritage Foundation research and publish a league table of countries economic freedom. In the Index of Economic Freedom published in January Tunisia was ranked 100th. Ireland was ranked 7th place.
These measurements matter. The The Heritage Foundation again: Countries that score well demonstrate a commitment to individual empowerment, non-discrimination and the promotion of competition. Their economies tend to perform better, and their populations tend to enjoy more prosperity, better health and more positive measures on a variety of quality-of-life indices. A score of 80 or higher merits the designation of “free economy.” Those who score in the 70s are considered “mostly free,” those in the 60s “moderately free,” those in the 50s “mostly unfree” and those that score less than 50 “repressed.”
Tunisia scored 58.5 while Ireland scored 78.7. There is no room for complacency because we were down a whopping 2.7 on 2010. We do not want to be converging with the worst but emulating the best economies.
If the Tunisia really wants to honour the man whose sacrifice gave her back her freedom then claiming a top ten place on the Heritage Foundation's Index of Economic Freedom would be a practical, real and suitable monument to a young man that wanted to drive his vegetable barrow. We in Ireland should remember the price that is paid for the lack those freedoms in the form of national poverty. We can care for our own prosperity by caring for our economic freedom. It won't involve self immolation, merely bring some pressure on our politi cians to move in the right direction. Recognising calls for special treatment and protections for some groups in the economy s a way of robbing the rest of us helps too.
This is Mohammed Bouazizi, he started a revolution and he is a hero to anyone who believes in freedom



Viva Las Vegas!

Nothing gives as good a view of the gulf between those who believe in economy controlled by an all wise benevolent state and those who believe in private capital and a free economy as The Two-Mile Borris Casino. If you were to dream up a litmus test for the difference you could not do better than a schlock fest gambling casino in rural Tipperary.

It rings every bell, pulls every rat's tail of the statist crew, stirs every paternalistic twitch in their chicken hearts. 
Gambling? Save the poor infants from the road to ruin. 
Tipperary? So unsuitable, so rural, so lovely, ooooh look daddy there is a peasant in that field and he has a tractor! 
A replica of the White House ? Oh the sheer utter vulgarity of the thing, we would be so much more tasteful. 
Private capital being invested to make a return? Not while the leftists know better!
And there lies the nub of their problem.

While the sensible of us go about our own business in the secure knowledge that the owners of capital, will, in general, make better decisions about its use than some commissar for state investment and happy to let the private enterprise do what it does, if left to its own devices, make us all better off, the left-wing-state-knows-better crew explode in disgust because they KNOW BETTER.
They know how to invest the considerable capital (€460 million at last estimate) much, much better than its owners and so protest loudly and shrilly at its waste. Clearly the notion of private property ceases to exist at large sums and the very notion that neither they nor the state has anything like a record of doing anything but wasting confiscated capital is irrelevant.
But it is not just the Economic know-betters that are out spouting. An Taisce, that repository of statist wisdom has, as one would expect, come out strongly against the plan waving the “sustainability” card. Sustainability is of course, the super-Pokemon, meaning whatever the user wants it to mean and killing all discussion when played. It comes bearing little wisps of CO2 and and the noxious stench of hypocrisy.
The Well Meaning Know Betters are now in full rant. The project is seen as everything that is bad and rotten and must be eliminated in the New Ireland Workers Paradise. If it was not bad enough that these horrid people were building a casino, they will encourage others to drive cars to get there! Oh the horror, the greenhouse gases! The letter's paper to the pontificating Irish Times is the platform of choice for many of WMKB brigade.
In a rant of studied passion and even more studied economic ignorance an Emer Colleran asks “Do we need a Las Vegas-style casino when so many of our people are out of work and trying desperately to meet their mortgage repayments and feed their children?” An Austin Power (no not the Mike Myers character, that was Powers, final “s” pronounced, pay attention) asks plaintively “Do we not have enough monuments to our Celtic Tiger folly?”.
Best of all is the lecture on economics from a slightly demented Public Choice view point of one Peter Malone “It must surely be the case that private spending on gambling must be one of the most economically unproductive forms of output. In terms of economic welfare, gambling is surely a dead loss. At this time of constrained private demand, why is the Government facilitating such a large extraction of capital from the private economy (and into the pocket of Mr Quirke) when this money could be put to much better economic use?”
Don't you just love the idea that the Government could appoint an expert like Mr Malone to the job of Investments Commissar and he would sort things like that out. He or his ilk would find productive uses for “a large extraction of capital from the private economy” Down with private property! Down with Greedy Capitalists! Viva the heroes of '68!
I am told that Europe is under-casinoed by a Man Who Knows Gambling and that it Two-Mile Borris could do well. In truth I neither know nor care. If men want to invest their money that is their business. If it does well they will make more money. If it does badly, as many a business started with high hopes and hard work does, then they will lose money.
It is their business, their risk, their money. We all prosper when private capitalists invest their own private capital in projects and ideas that they believe will work. They are not always right BUT it is their money and Government has neither the right nor the ability to do that job. Just as the value of any good or service is what pepole are willing to voluntarily pay for it so to the the same system of voluntary exchanges we dub "the market" can decide what is worth investment and what is not. Government and the WMKB brigade interfere with this process to all our peril and poverty. If Mr Quirke and his co-investors are stopped in Two-Mile Borris by the WMKBs the investment can go elsewhere . The reaction from the left would alternate between "Good, better poverty than freedom" or "We must make the export of investment illegal". Either response are a road to ruin but ruin rarely bothers the WMKB as they can usually afford it better than the rest of us.
The question we must ask every objecting voice is simple “Do you believe that somebody has the right to their OWN money, to make their OWN decisions in their OWN business?” 
If not then why not and how not? To what extent is the coercion of the state to be extended to change those rights? Who is to make the investment decisions if not the owners of the money? 
These may seem such simple and basic questions as to be nearly pointless but they are real and necessary. Either we believe that the investors in Two-Mile Borris White House Schlock Fest have the RIGHT to invest their money in a business as they see fit, or we do not. If not, then we believe we are owned by the state and serve not our own ends but that selected for us by the Commissars.
The beauty of the Two-Mile Borris test is it's all encompassing nature. Taste, paternalism, climate change, productive use of capital, they are all in their in one lovely Blue and Gold test tube. The Left in all their statist guises hate Two-Mile Borris and all it represents.
As for me I raise a glass to those brave and sturdy men who have €460 million and are willing to spend it in the hope of making more. I love their courage, their willingness to have a go and their unbridled capitalist optimism but mostly I love the poke in the eye to the WMKB brigade and the litmus test for freedom that they have inadvertently established. Viva Las Vegas!

(I originally wrote that the casino was planned for Borrisokane and am indebted to Simon Tuohy  for the correction: it is off course planned for Two-Mile Borris. The essay has been corrected to reflect the facts.)

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Free the Trade!


Over the next two years, at immense cost and with a carbon footprint to rival Al Gore's, thousands of bureaucrats & hundreds of even more useless politheivans will engage in negotiating a trade deal between the EU and the US. No simile or metaphor I can imagine can do justice to this idiocy.

A DEAL IS NEEDED ONLY BECAUSE THE SELF SAME CROOKS RESTRICT TRADE! I cannot shout it any louder. This deal is a scam piled on a a crime. 

Trade, the decisions of countless consumers with their various needs and values, needs NO politicians or bureaucrats to make it work. Every single decision that is taken out of consumers' hands and placed in the hands of the polibureaucazi is an impoverishing, corrupt restraint of trade.

The polibureaucazi promises to make trade "fair" but free trade is fair by the only metric that counts, the free choices of consumers. Free trade works for the general prosperity but some people, some groups lose the advantage they possessed in a restricted market.  Those groups  fight for advantage not by improving their product but by looking to the polibureaucazi to protect them from consumer's choices. What the crooks mean when they say "fair" is that they will disadvantage the consumer in order to advantage cronies using tariffs, quota restrictions & the coercive might of the state. Helping companies who find the going to tough is a corrupt theft from the pockets of the general public.

Free Trade is cheaper, better and more effective than any bilateral trade deal. Bilateral deals lead to the insane pretence that trade is unrestricted while creating an enormous market in political favours. Your tomatoes not as cheap as the Mexican tomatoes? Complain about "dumping". Your windows getting knocked out by superb product from a Lithuanian joinery? Look to have wood product imports quota restricted. The polibureaucazi are have the power to grant advantage so cronyism grows at the consumers expense. We make a mushroom farm of trade.

This system of regulated trade robs us of all the benefits of free trade. Instead of forcing the re-allocation of resources to the best producers, the system favours bad producers with political clout. The wonderful, positive disruptive force of free trade is is chained and negated. 

Little work has been done on examining corrupt trade in the EU but the American journalist James Bovard has produced a searing, damming book "The Fair Trade Fraud" and followed it up with a series of articles since publication. He reveals that not alone is the system of government regulated trade regulated by political corruption but that the regulations on quotas and tariffs are secret so that neither US citizens nor foreign producers may  know how product prices are manipulated. 

Brussels has produced no Bovard but have we any reason to believe that the EU is cleaner on trade than the US? Now these two corrupt behemoths propose spending vast money negotiating a corrupt bilateral agreement that continues the cronyism of corrupt trade.

Free trade is the greatest weapon for prosperity and poverty reduction. It is a crime against all of us, particularly the worlds poor, to restrict trade. On this crime the powerful and corrupt now want to build a bilateral scam. We need to stand up to the polibureaucazi and demand it takes its foot off our neck and its hands out of our pockets. Set the the consumer free!

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Rights, Slavery & Polithievans

No one should need reminding of the horrors of slavery. 

From the basic theft of peoples labour and wages to the destruction of their personal lives and families, slavery was a egregious evil which no reasonable person could do anything but condemn. Comparing any other wrong to slavery risks ruining ones argument with an over-baked and under-whelming simile. For instance Gays have not suffered anything like race slavery no matter how hard the hysterical gaystabo laboriously try to asterisk "faggot" as a signal of its horror. What is achieved by such efforts is to display a severe lack of comprehension of real evil.

Yet slavery, neither race based nor yet total, is central to the generosity & kindness of many well intentioned but thoughtless people.


In their idleness politicians of a certain ilk constantly dream of establishing new rights. This exhibits their faux compassion for voters & matches with the established meme that a feast of happpiness exists for the plucking if only we could remove the constraints, not on wealth production, but on the achievement of such happiness. Cockaigne lies within our grasp if only the vicous & greedy fools would let us take it.

In this paradigm all is necessary for prosperity, feasts & general happiness is that politicians should declare it to be so. Simply by waving their magic wand EU at health care and declaring a positive right to access, politicians can improve health care. That access to health care irregardless of ability to pay sounds wonderful when the EU writes it into a Patients Charter but the reality is SOMEONE must pay.

For every patient treated doctors, nurses must get paid, hospitals must be built, equipped & maintained. That wealth MUST come from somebody's work. The positive right to access, like all positive rights, enslaves others in the economy, steals their labour. In it's defence such slavery is at least non-discriminatory: it happens to all citizens who work & produce irregadless of their race or sex. 

When a politician or vampire-known-as-activist says that there must be a right to housing, food, healthcare or any other good or service what the translation of that statement is that the speaker is entitled to your labour, for free, for their own ends. They propose an endless form of temporary slavery. They are thieves od labour & effort.
I name such political looters "polithievans". The word is not copywrited, consider it open source and usable. 

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Email to the President of Boston College


Dear Fr. Leahy,

I am told you subscribe to modern and fashionable liberal beliefs and appealing to you through an email is a waste of my time and your computers processor but I cannot believe that an appeal by even a poor Catholic to a disciple of Loyola would go unread and  unconsidered however rigid his views or great his ambition. 

You are ambitious and it is a noble ambition.
To make the college you govern the greatest University of your order and the Church, "the leading Catholic University" in your own words, is both heroic & inspired. Such ambition would be meaningless in a man without the gifts to make that dream a reality, you have in the last seventeen years demonstrated you possess in abundantly the talents to realise those aspirations.

It is on your ambitions and your gifts I rest the hope of this appeal, the hope that we will not be betrayed by a Member of Loyola’s troops possessing both. 

Here, in Ireland, we are engaged in a bitter battle to protect not just unborn life but the very meaning of the right to life. In our last election we had a choice to balance two parties who would form the next government. Pro-life voters put their trust in Enda Kenny's Fine Gael when he declared "Fine Gael  is a pro-life party". Mr Kenny has not just broken that promise but now is using party whip to introduce abortion right up to delivery in some circumstances. Pro-lifers of all faiths and none are understandably horrified both by the legislation and Mr Kenny's betrayal of our trust. Catholics are horrified by Boston's College's decision to honour Mr Kenny at a time his Government is introducing such legislation.

I do not ask you to get involved in Irish politics: you have neither role nor profit there. As a Catholic and an admirer of your achievements I ask you not to hand Enda Kenny and his adherents a huge propaganda victory in this fight. Having Mr Kenny address your students will be used as an endorsement of his policy, confirmation of his rectitude, and acknowledgement that this legislation was, as he has claimed, pro-life.  

Boston College has achieved extraordinary success in every sphere under your guidance. The college is well on its way to becoming that powerhouse of Catholic intellectual life to which you have committed it. Doubly honouring Mr Kenny with a commencement address and an honorary doctorate would not just be a mean, gratuitous blow to Irish Catholics and pro-life voters but an unalterable stain on the reputation of your college. After this Boston College may go on to be the biggest university run by the Society of Jesus but the quality the achievement will have been permanently hollowed by this mistake, in reality the college will neither be truly Catholic nor a beacon. 

Circumstances over which you have neither control nor say have placed Boston College at the eye of this small storm. I am asking you not alone not to betray Irish pro-life campaigners and voters but not to betray your deepest ambitions for Boston College. Aside from being the land of your remote ancestors, we in Ireland have no claim on your decisions but you have devoted your life and energy to Boston College ad maiorem Dei gloriam. It would be a terrible personal tragedy for yourself, your college and your Order to betray that devotion by honouring a man who so slyly introduced the murder of the unborn to his country. 

Boston College and its President have a decision to make. I do not and cannot believe you will betray the college, your dreams or brothers in faith in making your decision.  

I am Sincerely,

Paddy Manning

(Fr Leahy's email adresss is William.Leahy.1@bc.edu  & encouraging him to do the right thing by not honouring Enda Kenny is a very good idea) 

Monday, 29 April 2013

Farming, A Business not a Government sponsored life style....

There is a near masochistic pleasure in listening to the General Secretary of the IFA, Pat Smith, wittering on economic issues. It's not Smith's fault that he dances so deliciously with the sort of mental dissonance which could be weaponised & used as a Sheldon Cooper Exploding Brain Ray, rather this is the daft job he does for the Irish Farmers Association. 

(Let me take my skin out of game. I was one of the countries least able farmers & could not make a living at it even by borrowing very large amounts of money. Now I'm a direct beneficiary of the IFA's rent seeking.)

On Thursday night Smith was part of a three person panel at a Leviathan Discussion concerning the EU in Kilkenny. Neither Junior Minister Lucinda Creighton nor billionaire businessman Declan Ganly showed any interest in countering Smiths more egregious offences against sense, either because they did not take him seriously or because upsetting the declining farming lobby is still taboo. No one pointed out that he was a lobbyist for the state's most subsidised & protected industry. 

"People don't understand how dangerous free trade could be," began one typical interjection, "It's all right if you gain 3 jobs but what if you lose 500 and that happens.You can have to much free trade, free trade needs to be controlled"

This is nonsense. 
Worse it is impoverishing nonsense. 
Free trade improves makes all of us prosperous.
Free Trade is dangerous only to those who do not produce efficiently or satisfactorily for us consumers. The law of comparative advantage, the notion that  free trade works even if one trade partner holds absolute advantage in everything produced, means that free trade makes everybody richer by forcing business to produce what they do best. Price signals tell us where that advantage lies. Free trade forces business to up its game or get off the pitch & let others play with the ball.

The benefits form a virtuous circle: resources are better utilised, total production increases, making that production cheaper & these efficiencies allow the creation of more wealth, resources & trade.

Production of complex goods requires multiple of multiples of trades so the useful effects of free trade multiply & propagate throughout the economy making everything from ipads to cars more available.

There can't be too much free trade: the  benefits accrue from the all-for-nothing nature of the competition forcing resource re-allocation. Controlling free trade is a merely a form of corruption as business seek advantage from politicians and protection from consumers choices.

Therein lieth the problem. Farming is a business not a sacramental national duty. Even if free trade lead us to move completely away from food production that would only happen because we can do other things better. We have no religious duty to farming or farmers. 

When Pat Smith witters about economics he & the audience should be reminded that he speaks for a subsidised lobby group that costs EU consumers over €100billion  between CAP  subsidies & protected higher prices. He should be challenged & made justify every piece of anti-prosperity mercantilism he spouts, from arguing for protection based on Japan's insane rice farmer fetish, to pretending controlled free trade is real. 

We need to stop being masochists. Let's treat ourselves to some vanilla prosperity.

Sunday, 28 April 2013

The End of Gays?

Gays won't need to be cured after all. In an article in a peer reviewed scientific journal Dr Abra B'Cadabera of University of Columbia has announced the discovery of both a group of genes & genetic markers which collectively predispose males to homosexuality AND a near fully commercialised, patent protected test with a 98.3%
accuracy in predicting male homosexuality. 

"This complex gene/marker interaction is neither unique in its chemical nature nor random in its final outcome thus making test development both easier & more resistant to random outlier failure" wrote Dr B'Cadabera whose company, HeteroGenome is attracting massive funding and interest. Female homosexuality is not precisely predicted by the test but Dr B'Cadabera predicts that HeteroGenome will have fully accurate Lesbian test withing 12 months.

Since the test is equally effective as a pre-natal screen as early as 6 weeks gestation, the potential market for HeteroGenomes product is enormous. Early estimates are that  sales could top $8billion p/a in short order with at least 80% of potential male homosexuals aborted.

These figures have drawn the ire of gay activists. SF Gay Pride has barred Dr B'Cadabera from attending the festival.
"Dr A. is about to profit from the mass slaughter of gay babies, she is worse than the Taliban or the Nazis in promoting a Gay Holocaust" a festival spokesperson said. 

The anti-test lobby is growing rapidly, PAQT (prounced "pact") People Against Queer Testing states it is pro-choice but anti-queer selction. The group is promoting a boycott of any company funding HeteroGenome or doing business with the Eight Avenue based company.

This has placed many liberal & gay-friendly clinics in an invidious position. Speaking under condition of not being named one Californian physician managing a very large medical clinic chain said 
"Having a gay child is tough for even the most accepting family. The thought that your lovely child will face rejection & bullying by Neanderthals is very tough for parents. Add to that the suffering any gay man will endure just for being different & you can understand why women would choose to terminate. PAQT's efforts just hurt caring mothers making what they see as the best choice for their family"

Pro-choice TV Evangelist Tammy Faye Falwell is an outspoken supporter of HeteroGenome. In a Sunday broadcast she described gays as the Devil's children & said that God had inspired Dr B'Cadabera to rid the world of homosexuals. Westboro Baptist church have also welcomed the development.
"If this works America could be free of faggots & we wouldn't have to picket no more" was the response from a church elder.

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Hating Sense

Like a herd of half rotted zombies spotting some some living flesh, the unreflexive Irish left set about moaning, mumbling & grunting this week in defence of a  government
funded website that advised teens to get involved in threesomes to spice up their sex lives. It seems that such advice is, when given by a government funded boondoggle, automatically good. 

Exactly why Government should rob the productive sector of the economy of €124,000 to give to website aimed at the most net literate demographic is an unaskable question. Public robbery is always a good thing for the Zombie Left and anything that undermines families & parents at the same time is doubleplus good.

Always counterfactual helps to put these issues in context. Imagine if the Iona Institute advised teens to experiment with threesomes as a a means of sexual excitement? You can hear the howling outrage from the same people who defended the sordid spunout.ie as they denounce both the site & the advice. Everything from STDs to emotionial damge would be pointed out as the fruits of such a poisoned tree.

Anyone can give what bad advice they like on the net, a wonderful anarchic combination of Speakers Corner & the World Fair. The issue is not that spunout gave rotten advice (it did) but that we were all forced to fund the giving of that rotten advice as a government service to the vulnerable. 

All the hypocrites defending rotten advice on our dime have achieved is to reveal their deep, nauseating hypocrisy. Either they believe robbing us to give teens worse advice than Cosmo might do, is fine, or they will defend any Government funded boondoggle that undermines families. Either way we know they act, not in teens interests, but out of shocking malice and hatred.

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